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Moshe Shamir was an Israeli author, playwright, opinion writer, and public figure. He was the author of a play upon which Israeli film He Walked Through the Fields was based.
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Holy Deadlock is a 1934 satirical novel by the English author A. P. Herbert, which aimed to highlight the perceived inadequacies and absurdities of contemporary divorce law. The book took a particularly lenient view of the need for divorces, which it characterised as \"a relief from misfortune, not a crime\", and demonstrated how the current system created an environment which encouraged the participants to commit perjury and adultery. The book was a major element in the popular debate about the liberalisation of divorce law in the mid-1930s, and helped pave the way for the 1937 statutory reforms.
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